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I have no idea why, but whenever I see couples my age hugging/touching/holding hands a little too lovingly I have this urge to gag my breakfast/lunch and last nights dinner out along with all my gastric juice and my stomach enzymes. Okay.. maybe I am exaggerating a little, but I just feel that it's gross for some reason. It is something I frown upon. And yes, I know I know, I sound like an elderly protective mother who disagrees with young love and whatnot, but no, that's not it. I am totally fine with couples (and even though I might sound a little like a jealous single loser, I can assure you that I am not! I promise) but yuck! Would it bother you to not hug each other so suffocatingly (is this even a word) as you walk in the mall. 

AND YOU ARE SO YOUNG LAH 

WAZZZZZZZZ WITH ALL THIS 

LOVELY DOVEY TOUCHING SHAMELESSLY

 IN FRONT OF SO MANY PEOPLE

 Okay I rest my case, I am probably too conservative and self conscious or whatever. But wah really lah, if I ever see my kid at this age hugging her boyfriend in public like that I would flip. And then ground her until she dies. HA HA okay maybe not. 

What's worse is 12/13 year old kids dating and kissing and hugging. NO. NO NOOOOOOO WHAI. I really blame globalization. This kids probably watched too much TV and are so heavy influence into wanting to be in a relationship. How can you possibly lose your first kiss at such a young age to a boy who is not even matured yet?! NO!!! 12/13 year old guys are super immature leh. Eww. Please lah! But then again they might even date wayyyyy older guys.. which is worse. 

Anyways, I realize I am beginning to sound like my own mother and it is terrible frightening so I should stop. But really. *shakes heads* all this kids nowadays. Don't know how to respect their own/each others body. DON'T YOU THINK IT'S SO VIOLATING!!???? Sigh.

And just because I'm not dating anyone does not mean I know nothing about love, it just means I know enough to not get into a relationship hastily. 

*trying to defend myself*

 *i am not a sore loser*